If whoever was in my apartment last night comes back I swear on my life I will slit their throat. Do not think I will not call the police again.

i lie awake

all night

every night

thinking about you

tomorrow i'm cleaning this place top to bottom

what the fuck?!
Chris Benoit THE FUCKING CRIPPLER THE FUCKING RABID WOLVERINE is dead

ugh

things that are pretty neat:
getting a notice in the mail that you're about to be evicted
the eviction not being your fault whatsoever
having to come up with 300 dollars in 3 days

sometimes i wonder if anyone even takes me seriously
because lately nobody has

i swear on my life i'm not fucking joking around about this

if anybody knows of anyone selling a window air conditioning unit for cheap, please let me know because i really need one (apparently before lisa gets here)

Step 1: Put your music player of choice on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Webcheating is frowned upon! God kills puppies when you cheat, and he doesn't kill them quickly either.

Ready....set....guess!!!!

1. I dig the black girls
2. Your reign of terror is coming to an end
3. Well it's the M I crooked letter ain't no one better
4. meaningless, it's meaningless, it's meaningless, it's meaningless
5. You're wondering who I am machine or mannequin
6. The sound of silent voices surveying my thoughts
7. I'd be better of dead cuz both chedda and bread have eluded me since I was a little shithead
8. Claiming he's an innocent soul, son of a silent force
9. I don't fucking need you, I only hate you
10. I got blood on my hands and there's no remorse, I got blood on my dick cuz I fucked a corpse DMX - Bring Your Whole Crew
11. I'm rolling down the hill snowballing getting bigger
12. Masks and a fake skin the builders keep breaking
13. There's a real cool club on the other side of town Screeching Weasel - Cool Kids
14. I'm dead I died long ago but my spirit still roams
15. Clan in the front let your feet stomp
16. Back when Cube was rollin wit Lorenzo in a Benzo Dr. Dre - What's The Difference
17. Scream in vain tonight all the kings must fall
18. Who the hell is Satan? and why I gotta be him?
19. Now listen up and hear what I'm saying
20. Like Chaucer's Canterbury tales Rancid - Poison

i'm fucking pissed

I have so much cleaning to do before Wednesday.
I should really stay home today and get some of that done, but of course I am not staying here and I'm going to go to my dad's house. I'll probably just come home a little early and start tonight.
My job is going well. I really like the girls I work with. We've become pretty good friends outside of work.
It's going to be a really long week. I have three days off this week, BUT I'm working 10 hour days the rest of the week to make up for it.

There's really nothing going on in my life right now that is even interesting.

so rex's mom, debbie, hasn't been showing up to take care of rex's sister, patti, for like two weeks. they thought she might have went to her dad's in arizona, but rex's dad talked to debbie's dad last night and they haven't heard from her either. so they're filing a missing persons report on her.

to be honest, we all hope she's dead.

Lisa's party was awesome.



SOME CRAZY HO BIT ME DURING NIGERIAN COMBAT.
It looks worse in real life.
Slip and slide down a huge hill is the best thing ever.

I can't wait until Wednesday.
POSTPONED BECAUSE DEBBIE(Rex'smom) IS A BIG FUCKING WHORE. I WANT TO KILL HER.

Saturday = HUSTLIN. Then Lisa's graduation potluck.
Sunday = My dad's birthday dinner.
Monday = LAME
Tuesday = LAME
Wednesday = Rex in Dayton. SHOW AND TELL.


I can't wait until tomorrow night. I am so excited.
AND WEDNESDAY. Dinosaurrrrr.

This year is going by so fast. I can't believe May is halfway over.

My entries are so boring anymore.
I don't even know why I even post in this thing.


EDIT : NIGERIANPROSTITUTE (12:56:25 AM): you post for my enjoyment and my enjoyment only

I wish I could escape. I wish I could escape from the partially paid bills, 40+ hours a week job, rotting items in the refrigerator for weeks, random garbage on the floor and just a mess of a living room, dining room and kitchen, but I'm a grown up and I can't just escape from my problems. I can't just escape especially when other people are depending on me.

OTHER BREAKING NEWS

tehbutcherknife graduated college on Saturday. They told us to hold our applause until the end, so I screamed very loudly when her name was called instead of applauding. Same goes for Steph. I got bored after that so I went and got ice cream out of the vending machine and waited until the rest of the names were called.
The rest of the weekend was fun. I probably spent too much money shopping, but oh well.
DISCOUNT CANDLES ARE AMAZING OMGOMGOMGOMG.

Rex will be here tomorrow night or Wednesday morning. I cannot wait and I think I might explode soon fdajklf;jeaiofruitcakefucker

I'm so hyper. I have to work in the morning. I should be in bed. I can't even complete sentences anymore. Goodbye. Hello.

I love when I find money in the pockets of clothing that I haven't worn in months.

I don't know why I started to write this right now because I have to leave for work in less than 5 minutes.

Things have been pretty awesome lately.
My job is shitty at times, but it's been over a month and I'm still there. I guess that's a good sign given my past employment history.

Saturday night went way too fast.

I feel so old. MY BEST FRIEND EVER is graduating college next weekend. Where did all the time go?

I can't wait until September.

i am so thankful that i'm getting out of this fucking house tonight.